MPC-1 Multipurpose Candle
Version: FG1025-1 | Value: 16.03 USD
Description:
The MPC-1 is a standardized flame-and-wax utility module designed for illumination, morale stabilization, and improvised field applications.
Warning: Do not ingest, regardless of hunger state. Side effects may include soot accumulation, minor optimism, and temporary suppression of existential dread.
Notes:
Performance varies by environment, scent profile, and emotional state of operator. Not a stove.
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Product features:
- Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from natural soy wax and essential oils.
- Reusable glass vessel.
- Various scent profiles.
- Assembled in the USA and compliant with safety standards.
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.